Funny Thoughts

During bath time right after Mark attempts to wash Jordan's hair:

Jordan: You are not my friend
Mark: What?
Jordan: You are not my friend any more
Mark: Well you are my favorite friend
Jordan: Oh, okay

Where do they pick up these things?!?!?

Mark: Let's go and look at a new car for Mommy
Jordan: Okay
Mark: We want to see them and drive them
Jordan: Mommy needs to get a new pink car

We knew that was coming!!

Jordan: Oh Birdie, it's okay. Don't cry. Mom, Birdie needs her dinner and a bone too!